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Posted on by Texts From Babylon 5 Posted in babylon 5, byron gordon, Lyta Alexander, tfln

(201):
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has “USDA PRIME” tattooed on his ass

Posted on by Texts From Babylon 5 Posted in babylon 5, g'kar, tfln

(701):
Don’t tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.

Posted on by Texts From Babylon 5 Posted in babylon 5, lennier, londo mollari, tfln

(+61):
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.

Posted on by Texts From Babylon 5 Posted in babylon 5, control, susan ivanova, talia winters, tfln, well, which puts a VERY different spin on things

(812):
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING

Posted on by Texts From Babylon 5 Posted in anna sheridan, babylon 5, delenn, tfln

(813):
His ex told me that she wanted me to “take care of” him but from the way she said it I couldn’t tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.

Posted on by Texts From Babylon 5 Posted in babylon 5, g'kar, londo mollari, tfln

(414):
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you’ve dug for yourself. asking for a friend

Posted on by Texts From Babylon 5 Posted in babylon 5, g'kar, tfln

(701):
I don’t just want drugs. I deserve drugs.

Posted on by Texts From Babylon 5 Posted in babylon 5, catherine sakai, jeffrey sinclair, tfln

(707):
I never imagine I’d say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?

Posted on by Texts From Babylon 5 Posted in babylon 5, londo mollari, tfln

(701):
Don’t put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.

Posted on by Texts From Babylon 5 Posted in babylon 5, susan ivanova, tfln

(501):
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound